Saving the World....for you.

 Yello, people!I know I haven't posted in a while, a long one, but I have a perfect reason for that. It just so happens that I got abducted by aliens from the next galaxy. They just wanted to know if the zits sprouting on my face with alarming rapidity that they could see from way up there was a special weapon intended to hurt  them. They, terrified by the ginormosity of the said pimples, offered to make me their queen if I would, in return, pledge not to attack them. I, ofcourse, politely declined, because then who would save you, yes you, from global warming?! One planet, I decided, is enough to save at a time. Then I whistled for Kirk to appear with his spaceship and bring me back to Mother Earth. And were my pimples earth armour? Oh, absolutely, undoubtedly, completely yes.They dare....



OK,I'm kidding. The reason I haven't posted in so long is actually...well my last post went viral on the internet and a lil birdie told about it, incidentally, to none other than Ian Somerhalder himself and he had me flown, immediately to L.A in his private jet and put all his further recordings of The Vampire Diaries on hold and spent the last couple of weeks with me and was so wooed by my womanly charms and grace that he proposed right away. I, ofcourse, politely declined because I knew that could cause a drastic fall in the female population on Earth. And thus, that also comes under the heading of 'Saving the World.' So you see, I've just been saving the world these past weeks. No big deal. Happens all the time. *studies nails*



Jealous, are you? Are you gonna cruelly get off my blog,hide under your covers and cry yourself to sleep? Are you so mad at me that you can't bear reading it any further? Have I mortally wounded your heart beyond repair? Have I set your hearts aflame with jealousy with the fiery blows of my burning words? I apologize!
The truth is I've just....been hanging out backstage with the guys from One Direction......Okay, no,no!I'm still kidding, come back. I've just been busy with my exams, that's all. There, happy?Boring, ordinary, crappy life of mine that makes you so content.


Anyway, I need ta tell you guys something. How did my exams go? Pathetic. How pathetic? Oh very, very pathetic. But this time it was different...
Because usually, it's like this.

But this time, halfway through exams when I've given the first 3 of them I came across something that made me more emotional than this pic...and you know I could've cried a river if I would've been left alone with it long enough

Anyway, the words that touched my hearts so were:

'Louis Pasteur was 22nd in a Chemistry class of 25 students. Examinations are not the true test of a student's intelligence.'

It also mentioned how Einstein was thought retarded and Edison told he would never accomplish anything. It was my Chemistry paper the next day which happens to be my worst subject. Right after reading this, I abandoned my books faster than you could finish rapping an Eminem song. I was convinced studying would do me no good and I would still become a pro marine biologist or astronaut or journalist or whatever I become. Convincing my teachers and parents.....well,that's another story. I did read the article allowed to my Mom but she just gave me the evil eye. I know you understand. After that I hardly studied for any of the exams and maybe flunked one or two but atleast now I'm an illuminated flunker. 

So this time, they went better because I realised I'd almost never given a paper without studying for it  and

I've done that now.Check. Anyways, it's great being back blogging. I'll try to comment and post more now.

I hope you guys are having an amazing winter break. 

It's the last 3 days of 2011,by the way. Make it count!