Finger on Sky

Finger on Sky

Wednesday, December 28, 2011

Saving the World....for you.

 Yello, people!I know I haven't posted in a while, a long one, but I have a perfect reason for that. It just so happens that I got abducted by aliens from the next galaxy. They just wanted to know if the zits sprouting on my face with alarming rapidity that they could see from way up there was a special weapon intended to hurt  them. They, terrified by the ginormosity of the said pimples, offered to make me their queen if I would, in return, pledge not to attack them. I, ofcourse, politely declined, because then who would save you, yes you, from global warming?! One planet, I decided, is enough to save at a time. Then I whistled for Kirk to appear with his spaceship and bring me back to Mother Earth. And were my pimples earth armour? Oh, absolutely, undoubtedly, completely yes.They dare....

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OK,I'm kidding. The reason I haven't posted in so long is actually...well my last post went viral on the internet and a lil birdie told about it, incidentally, to none other than Ian Somerhalder himself and he had me flown, immediately to L.A in his private jet and put all his further recordings of The Vampire Diaries on hold and spent the last couple of weeks with me and was so wooed by my womanly charms and grace that he proposed right away. I, ofcourse, politely declined because I knew that could cause a drastic fall in the female population on Earth. And thus, that also comes under the heading of 'Saving the World.' So you see, I've just been saving the world these past weeks. No big deal. Happens all the time. *studies nails*

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Jealous, are you? Are you gonna cruelly get off my blog,hide under your covers and cry yourself to sleep? Are you so mad at me that you can't bear reading it any further? Have I mortally wounded your heart beyond repair? Have I set your hearts aflame with jealousy with the fiery blows of my burning words? I apologize!
The truth is I've just....been hanging out backstage with the guys from One Direction......Okay, no,no!I'm still kidding, come back. I've just been busy with my exams, that's all. There, happy?Boring, ordinary, crappy life of mine that makes you so content.

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Anyway, I need ta tell you guys something. How did my exams go? Pathetic. How pathetic? Oh very, very pathetic. But this time it was different...
Because usually, it's like this.
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But this time, halfway through exams when I've given the first 3 of them I came across something that made me more emotional than this pic...and you know I could've cried a river if I would've been left alone with it long enough

Anyway, the words that touched my hearts so were:

'Louis Pasteur was 22nd in a Chemistry class of 25 students. Examinations are not the true test of a student's intelligence.'

It also mentioned how Einstein was thought retarded and Edison told he would never accomplish anything. It was my Chemistry paper the next day which happens to be my worst subject. Right after reading this, I abandoned my books faster than you could finish rapping an Eminem song. I was convinced studying would do me no good and I would still become a pro marine biologist or astronaut or journalist or whatever I become. Convincing my teachers and parents.....well,that's another story. I did read the article allowed to my Mom but she just gave me the evil eye. I know you understand. After that I hardly studied for any of the exams and maybe flunked one or two but atleast now I'm an illuminated flunker. 
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So this time, they went better because I realised I'd almost never given a paper without studying for it  and
I've done that now.Check. Anyways, it's great being back blogging. I'll try to comment and post more now.
I hope you guys are having an amazing winter break. 

It's the last 3 days of 2011,by the way. Make it count! 

    

20 comments:

Areesha said...

it's true, examinations aren't the best way to test a person.

And yes, I was almost ready to kill you when you said you met Ian >=[

Ezazi said...

HOW CAN YOU BE SO FUNNY AND SO THOUGHTFUL ALL AT THE SAME TIME, WOMAN? I READ YOUR POSTS AND THEN I NEVER WANNA EVER GO BACK MY LOUSY SA BLOG! THOSE FIRST THREE PARAS HAD ME ROFL - LITERALLY. YOU'RE BEYOND EPIC LIKE THAT. AND I HAVE NO IDEA WHY I'M WRITING IN CAPSLOCK. INFACT I DO. BECAUSE YOUR POSTS MAKE ME FEEL SO GOOD. BLOG AGAIN BEFORE THE NEW YEAR, UCHA? YOU HAVE TO. IT WAS SO WORTH IT. AND IT MADE MY DAY. ILY.

HappyVic said...

nice :)
(blog walking here)

All She Wrote said...

Areesha:hehehehe, then you make me thankful I didn't actually meet him. :P
Ezazi: Sometimes...I get offended on behalf of your blog,you treat it baaaad and that makes you much less awesome than your blog:/:@ But still...ILY too <3 :)
HappyVic: You're infectious, you made me happy, too! :D Thanks :)

cricketfreak said...

hahahahahah! That first few paragraphs were really funny!! I have a few friends who are in love with Ian Somerhalder, and yes, I agree, he is hot :)

cricketfreak said...

hahahahahah! That first few paragraphs were really funny!! I have a few friends who are in love with Ian Somerhalder, and yes, I agree, he is hot :)

Aliza Khan said...

Hahahahahahahahaha OMG I loveeee ur post.... It made my day =D anything related to Ian or Jhonny Depp makes me day =D

Rui C. said...

Hah, your posts are always so fun to read ^.^

One thing I like about Einstein is that his first words were, "the soup is too hot". Hehe, it makes me smile.

Hope you had a wonderful holiday :)

jesayka said...

This post was so hilarious. I loved reading every word! especially the one about the alien abduction. >.< I wish I had a brain that's at least half as creative as yours.

All She Wrote said...

Glad to have you back on my blog, cricketfreak!You were missed :) Thank you so much,both of you.Yes, Aliza Johnny actually beats Ian for me any day! :P <3

All She Wrote said...

Rui C: Haha,that's hilarious, yeah I did,thankyou so much!
Jesayka,I checked out your blog and you're way more creative than me...I loved reading it, thanks so much! <3 :)

Seяendipity™ said...

I totally adore the salvatore brothers ;)
I wish that was me :):P

Aliza said...

Hahahahaha! That was absolutely hilarious :D Man,you are so damn creative,you leave me in complex -.-
I almost caught my breath when you wrote about Ian proposing you. That was like,'Shit,that`s one more down.' :P But,ofcourse,I know I can always count on my BFF to leave my man alone :P :D Haha,kidding :D

Great post! Post again,PUH-LEEZ! Been a long time now -.-

Love you xx

♥●• İzdihër •●♥ said...

Mad loved hilarious post.

Jessica@Booked Up! said...

You have such a funny, unique blog! So glad I found it!

Jessica from Booked Up!
http://www.bookedupbloggers.blogspot.com/

:) xxx

Ezazi said...

Oh look who's talking, Mademoiselle I-Blog-So-Often. Chal post ker. -____-

PS, just for the record, this is my most favorite most in the Blogosphere.

PurpleMist. said...

I totally agree that exams aren't fair.

And I loved this post, the whole ian and one direction thing, so funny :D

p.s i tagged you in something on my blog!

Fashionista said...

I've tagged you in my post do see it. Link is below:
http://ifrahyousuf.blogspot.com/2012/03/taggers.html#comment-form

Bubbles *_* said...

Hello, blue moon :)
Its been an year since you posted anything :O

Btw, i gave you an award. Plz check it out kindly. :) If you're still here, that is :D

Elen said...

Hmmm, I think I would have killed you if you said you were away with Paul... *Ian is fine, but I just am team Stefan*....

Your post is so worth reading :) I like it really much! My exams period just started, first lesson was physics and tomorrow I write chemistry, lets just say, I follow Pasteur's steps (in chemistry i hit rock bottom).....

I hope your holidays were nice